YEAH, BUT WOULD WE PROSECUTE THE CIA OPERATIVES THAT TORTURED THEM? • Best way to deal with a zombie attack? Act swiftly and aggressively to eliminate the threat.
THE NEW RELIGION OF FIRST WORLD URBAN ELITES • ‘Anthropogenic global warming is little more than a con trick on the public perpetrated by fundamentalist environmentalists and callously adopted by politicians and government officials who love nothing more than an issue that causes public anxiety.’
DOES THIS MEAN THE FIRST WOMEN WERE HAGS? • I’m not a Darwinist, but this is arousing news.
HOUSE MIGHT GIVE PLUTO ITS PLANET STATUS BACK • Cause they’re plate isn’t full enough already, and we don’t want to politicize science, or anything.
DOLPHINS LAUNCH WORLD DOMINATION SCHEME • ‘We were playing around for a while but then when I wanted to go back in, he just wanted to keep playing. I became exhausted and started to panic.’
CAP THOSE VOLCANOES • Aussie study says global warming isn’t man-made; cooling caused by eruptions.
I’M GLOWING! • And I’m not even pregnant!
STEM CELL RESEARCH I CAN GET BEHIND • Now that’s what I call science. Note they’re not using embryonic stem cells (cause they haven’t produced anything thus far).
SAVING CHRISTOPHER REEVE WITHOUT KILLING BABIES • As with fat cells, skin cells are showing promise with scientists.
IS THIS WHY I’M SINGLE? • Even though the hunt for success isn’t always successful.