WHERE’S WILLIAM WALLACE WHEN YOU REALLY NEED HIM? • Scottish brewery gets a bad rap for making good beer. Freeeeeeedom!
HAPPY NATIONAL TEQUILA DAY! • A holiday I can get behind, reminds me of, “I like to drink you with a little salt and lime,” even though I don’t use training wheels.
HUNG OVER? EAT A BACON SANDWICH • Currently stocking up on bacon, bread, bacon, cheese, bacon, tomatoes and bacon.
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BRITONS 86 TREASURY CHIEF FROM THEIR PUBS • Take that, you beer-tax-raising bastard! Sometimes politics does work in a bar (can we do the same to Geithner?)
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THE SULLY COCKTAIL EMERGES • Two shots of Grey Goose and a splash of water.
It’s been said that the kind of alcoholic beverage you prefer speaks volumes about your personality. If that’s true, Barack Obama is a weak-ass sellout to European interests.
That explains why he let Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid take the lead on writing the boondoggle stimulus bill. And why Iran views him as a wimp.
But at least he’s willing (or at least he’s saying he’s willing) to have drinks with someone who disagrees with him.
While pushing the stimulus plan in Elkhart, Ind., Monday, Obama signaled he’d be willing to meet with Sean Hannity — who said he wanted to have a beer with the president:
“With respect to Sean Hannity, I didn’t know that he had invited me for a beer,” the president said to laughter from the crowd.
“But I will take that under advisement,” he added in a tone that suggested it may be a long consideration, prompting even more laughter.
“Generally,” Mr. Obama went on, “his opinion of me does not seem to be very high.”
“But I’m always good for a beer.”
That exchange prompted Hannity to offer to buy the beer on Greta Van Susteren’s program Monday night. In fact, the conservative radio and TV host said he’d pay for Obama’s beer and cigarettes for his entire term in exchange for one interview a year (I now have a solid reason to enter politics).
Then, this morning, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said on “Fox & Friends” that he told the president to take the offer. When Steve Ducey asked what kind of beer the president preferred, Gibbs said Hannity should bring along a six-pack of Budweiser. That was even after Ducey suggested selecting a domestic brew.
“Give him a six-pack of Budweiser,” Gibbs said, “and we’ll meet him anywhere he wants to go.”
Here’s the video:
Budweiser? That’s the best the president can do?
First, Budweiser is no longer an American company — Anheuser-Busch was bought out by Belgian-Brazilian company InBev last summer.
Second, Bud is a weak-ass beer. The president may as well drink PBR — or toilet water. I thought Obama and his people were supposed to cool and hip. I guess that’s not the case. I want a president with gravitas — a president who relishes drinking real beer. I want to know the president can hold his own at a D.C. cocktail party and at the local dive bar.
Ed Morrissey over at Hot Air suggested the two drink Sam Adams or Guinness, but there’s some great, lesser-known American brews out there, and here’s a suggestion for the Hannity-Obama beerfest: San Diego’s own Stone Brewery.
Stone was recently placed on the top of the list of “the most popular and highest-rated brewers — ever” by Beer Advocate magazine.
Of course, perfect irony would have the two sip on some Arrogant Bastard Ale, but that might force the president to grow a spine.
At least then the meeting would expose the president to some real beer, and maybe send a message to Congress and the rest of the world that he’s not a Bud-drinking wimp.
And, Sean, Stone brews are available in Washington, D.C. You can pick some up on your way to the White House.
IT MAKES US SING BETTER, TOO • ‘Brewer’s droop?’ I think it’s actually called whiskey di… whoa there.